Sometimes the glamour of
showbiz can be truly overwhelming. Take today, for example. Holed up in a chilly
studio in a less than salubrious corner of north London, Julian Rhind-Tutt,
star of Channel 4's BAFTA-winning comedy Green Wing, is enjoying the finer things
in life. In a cramped changing room, he is drinking lukewarm coffee from a polystyrene
cup while a make-up woman turns his face an ever more livid shade of orange.
He's just been forced to clean his motorbike by the photographer, who says it's
not shiny enough for the photo shoot. The schedule has already been abandoned,
everyone looks like they'll have to work far later than planned, the skies are
slate-grey, and now he's being forced to have his hair cut, whilst simultaneously
answering questions by shouting them into a tape recorder to rise above the
din of the chaos around him.
It's a surprise, then, to find Rhind-Tutt not just perky, but positively brimming
with bonhomie. He makes his Green Wing character, Mac, the romantic hero and
all-round nice guy, seem like a misanthrope by comparison; it's probably something
in his coffee. Either way, here he expounds on posh names, big ears, and laughing
with his fellow cast members.
Your surname Rhind-Tutt
is very unusual. Where does it come from?
Id like to tell you that I come from a long line of German aristocracy and that
I'm very rich, but actually it's a very boring explanation. A man called Tommy
Tutt married a lady called Jane Rhind, and suddenly I've got a very posh name.
And then my parents called me Julian, and suddenly I sound like a prospective
Tory MP for West London!
Is it true that you got
into acting when you played Hamlet at school?
I had actually already made a triumphant debut at primary school, as the Happy
King in the play called none other than The Happy King! I went on to build on
that success aged 14 in the school play, which was Friedrich Dürrenmatt's
The Visit, in which I played 'Woman 1', being at a boys' school. That led on
to other roles so I was ready to play the eponymous hero Hamlet when I was 18.
In what the headmaster described as 'A very mature performance'. Possibly the
best review I've ever had.
Do you prefer dramatic
stuff to comedy?
Yeah, I prefer the dramatic stuff. I just happen to have been cast in this comedy
by accident. I'm just the person who gets to mix with all the funny people.
Did the popularity of
Green Wing surprise you, or did you get the impression it would be a big hit
when you made it?
I was surprised, but I've learned by now that you never ever know what something's
going to be like when it goes out. Although there were lots of really funny
people in it doing very funny things, it always seems to be a process of alchemy
whether anything's successful or not. I've worked with incredibly talented,
successful people who have just done incredibly talented and successful things,
and they've all come together to do a project, and it's gone absolutely nowhere.
Mac's clearly a good
guy, but did you ever anticipate he'd prove such a hit with the ladies?
I know there's a couple of nice dinner ladies at the school where my brother
teaches who quite like me.
There's something of
a preoccupation with your hair, isn't there?
Yes. I think it's just because I forgot to cut it, and it's a slightly different
colour, so it's an object of affection or ridicule, depending on whether you're
Steve Mangan or anybody else on the planet. I think your shaved version is very
distinguished, incidentally. I wish I could carry it off. Unfortunately all
you'd find under here is the FA Cup. My ears are shocking. They can get satellite
TV.
In Green Wing, nobody
seems to do much medical work.
No. This harks back to an idea of Victoria Pile, the producer and creator of
the show, that the fact it's set in a hospital is really just random and incidental.
She's insistent that it's not really a hospital show - the hospital's really
just a crucible for all these people to come together and all this stuff to
happen in. That's why you never see the patients and nothing medical ever happens.
And yet you had to go
and observe operations taking place before filming. Wasn't that a bit superfluous?
Well, we do have these operating sequences. And I was trying to be a serious
dramatic actor, thinking we ought to learn how they do the operations - before
we go and ignore it all. Without wanting to sound ludicrously pretentious, you
know that to play the piano badly you have to play it well first? And also,
quite a number of the eccentric and strange behaviour you see in Green Wing
in the operating theatre actually happened when we went to see real operations.
We've been in operations where they had Stairway to Heaven playing, we've been
in operations where people have answered mobile phones, we've been in operations
where people were doing their skiing exercises up against the wall halfway through
the operation. The most interesting thing about Green Wing, for me, is that
I bump into people in the street who are doctors and surgeons, and they say
that Green Wing is possibly the most realistic medical programme on TV.
It's a very unfair question
to ask, but who makes you laugh the most on the cast?
That is a grossly unfair question. It's impossible to answer. It depends who
I'm talking to at that moment. There isn't a single person that hasn't made
me fall over with laughing. It's not that I don't want to answer it, but I can't,
really.
Does everyone actually
get on, or is the production secretly riddled with vileness and jealousy?
Oh, it's riddled with vileness, jealousy, competitiveness, rancour and power
struggles. I do hope the irony of my tone translates into print.
When we left you, you
were in an ambulance on the edge of a cliff, debating The Three Musketeers.
Can we expect you to plunge over the edge and die screaming in the opening episode
of the series?
Yes, you can expect that. All this photo shoot and interview business is in
many ways a waste of time, as I'm not actually in the second series. It's a
massive public relations stunt, with my imminent removal from the series and,
I believe, Paul Nicholas coming in to take over quite soon, to bring a bit of
quality to the role of the nice guy.
Is there anything you
really can reveal about series 2?
I'm really good in it.