Title:
Making Friends (part six of ? continued from Spike to the Rescue)
Rating: PG-13 (for some terribly mild adult content)
Summary: Set some time after 'Storyteller', i.e., season seven. Xander/Andrew
Nothing fun, but I promise they'll have *some* fun together in the next
chapter. Xander gets anxious about what's going to happen next, Spike gives out
some valuable advice.
Author: Whiskey Meteor
Notes: Thanks to my editor Kat, who got tired of me complaining about the lack
of X/Andrew fic and told me to shut up already and write my own. Feedback sent
to tartapplewedges@hotmail.com will be happily received.
Disclaimer: any characters used belong to Joss Whedon and BtVS, I'm just
borrowing them for a while.
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Xander woke at a decent hour in the morning, after a good night's sleep for
once. Spike had come to visit him the night before, and over the course of the
visit, Xander had gone from wondering, to knowing that he was gay. The two men
had talked at length, and there had been an unexpected, but extremely pleasant
kiss from Spike. When Spike had left his room the night before, Xander had felt
content, and sure of himself. But as he rose from bed and dressed, doubts began
to creep into his mind again. <Xander>, he thought, <do you have any
idea what you're getting yourself into?> Xander shook his head; how would
his friends react to this? And how was he supposed to tell them, <Welcome
home, oh, and surprise, I'm gay!>? <And what about Anya?> he thought
suddenly. Sure, *they* were over, but Xander couldn't help but think that she'd
be hurt and confused by this revelation. Xander sat down on the bed, thinking,
<And Andrew?> he sighed. Spike had known that Xander was attracted to
Andrew, but he hadn't said anything about the attraction being mutual. <What
if Andrew's still in love with Warren?> Xander wondered. Buffy and the others
would be back in two days, <So you'd better figure this out before then.>
Xander got up off the bed and wandered downstairs.
At the bottom of the stairs, Xander looked into the living room. Andrew was
still asleep on the couch. Xander smiled and leaned against the door frame,
watching the other man sleep. <Aw,> Xander thought, <he looks like a
little angel.> Xander looked at Andrew's tousled hair, and the blankets
pulled up close to his chin, leaving his feet exposed. As quietly as he could,
Xander walked into the living room and knelt down by the couch. He lifted a
hand and gently pulled the blankets back down to cover Andrew's feet. Andrew
sighed lightly, and smiled in his sleep, but did not wake. Xander sat for a few
minutes, watching and thinking. Xander wanted to kiss Andrew awake, to take the
other man in his arms and. and. <Whoa> Xander thought, rising, and
backing quietly back to the door. <Kissing is fine and dandy, I can do
kissing,> he thought, <but kissing leads to. other things.> Xander
scratched his head, <Geez, I'm like a *blushing virgin* again.> Taking
one last longing look at Andrew, Xander retreated into the kitchen, with new
worries on his mind. Xander was deep in thought when Spike emerged from the
basement, and sat down at the table across from him.
"What're you so lost in thought over?" Spike asked.
"Huh?" Xander replied, "Oh, hi, Spike."
Spike frowned, "Great, *now* what are you confused about?" he asked,
exasperated. "I thought you had everythin' all figured out." He
frowned more intensely, "Don't tell me all my efforts were for
naught."
"Shh," Xander said, nodding to the living room, "Andrew's still
asleep." He bit his lip, "Spike, could we... go downstairs?"
Spike narrowed his eyes, leaned forward and lowered his voice, "Look,
Harris," he said, "There will be no repeat of last night's kissing
incident. I was tryin' to help, and I didn't-,"
Xander cut him off, "*To talk*," he said, "Can we go downstairs
*to talk*?" He rolled his eyes, "Yeesh, gutter mind much?"
"Oh," Spike leaned back again and shrugged, "Yeah sure, why
not." He stood and nodded to the basement door, "You go first,"
he grinned, "don' want you checkin' me out and getting any *ideas* in your
head."
Xander glared at Spike, but led the way downstairs. He seated himself at the head
of Spike's bed, and Spike sat down at the foot. "Thanks, by the way,"
Xander said, "For, you know... helping."
Spike frowned, "You're welcome... just don' go tellin' anyone about
it." He was silent for a moment, and then raised an eyebrow,
"Well?" he asked, "What did you drag me down her for?"
"Well, I was just thinking, and..." Xander took a breath and
continued, "Spike, have you ever... you know... *been* with another
guy?"
Spike's eyes widened, "Xander," he said slowly, "when I said I'd
do *anything* I could to help... I mean, kissin' you was one thing, but I am
*not* gonna -,"
Xander cut him off, waving his hands madly in protest, "No, no, no. I
don't want..." He sighed, "I just thought, I mean, maybe you could
tell me what to... you know...do?" He asked, hopefully.
Spike frowned again, "So what, you want me to give you pointers?"
Xander looked at him, embarrassed, but hopeful. "What are you askin' me
for?" Spike said, "Go ask sleeping beauty, he's the gay one."
"I can't ask Andrew," Xander said, "That would defeat the
purpose of asking." Spike furrowed his brow, not understanding. Xander
went on, "If... if something happens between Andrew and me, I don't want
to look like a complete moron-," he shot a look at Spike, who had been
about to make a comment. Spike closed his mouth, and Xander continued, "I
thought that you might be able to help... you know, being a vampire and
all."
"What, 'cause vampires'll sleep with anythin' that moves?" Spike
raised an eyebrow, "*that's* a myth, mate."
"Oh," Xander frowned. "Sorry to have assumed... I guess..."
Spike had busied himself, picking at something on the knew of his jeans,
"Course..." he said slowly, "most myths *are* based on
truth..."
"Hah!" Xander said triumphantly, "I knew it!"
"Yeah, well," Spike glowered at him, "keep it to yourself
or-,"
Xander cut him off again, "Yeah, yeah, dead man, got it." He looked
at Spike carefully, "So?" Xander asked.
"So, yes, alright?" Spike said testily, "I've shared m' bed with
the odd bloke," he rolled his eyes, "but I'm not gonna tell you what
to do. Figurin' it all out, that's half the fun."
Xander frowned disappointedly, "You won't tell me *anything*?"
Spike got up and began pacing slowly back and forth, "Xander, it's not
like it's a complete mystery," he said, "I'm sure you could figure
this out on your own."
Xander sighed, "Yeah, I guess... it's just I really like Andrew,
and..." he shook his head, "I don't know why I'm even worrying about
this," he said, "I don't even know if Andrew likes me. I mean, he could
still be in love with Warren for all I know."
Spike stopped pacing and turned to gape at Xander, "You're kidding
me," he said. Xander stared at him blankly. "Are you blind as well as
stupid?"
"What the hell is *that* supposed to mean?" Xander asked, glaring at
Spike.
"Come on," Spike said, exasperated, "You'd have to be both blind
*and* stupid not to 'ave noticed." Xander continued staring.
"Andrew?" Spike said, "The boy's mad about you, he prob'ly can't
even remember Warren's name."
Xander smiled shyly, "Really? I- I mean, you think-,"
Spike cut him off, "Yes! He likes you, you like him, now go upstairs and
bloody well *do* somethin' about it!" He threw his arms in the air,
annoyed.
Xander got up off the bed, "Geez," he said, "Calm down, blondie."
Spike scowled at him. Xander started towards the stairs, stopping in front of
Spike, "Why do you care anyway?" he asked, narrowing his eyes,
"Are you plotting something I'm unaware of?"
Spike met Xander's stare and grinned, "Constantly," he said.
"Ah-hah!" Xander exclaimed, pointing a finger at Spike, who help up
his hands defensively.
"Hey, don't go gettin' your pants in a bunch," Spike said,
"*Right now* all I'm plottin' is getting you two together... so you'll
stop botherin' me about it every chance you get."
Xander lowered his finger. "Oh," He said, and then grinned, "You
realise that you're doing something *nice* here, right?" He looked at
Spike thoughtfully for a moment, "You have changed, haven't you?" he
said finally.
"Yeah, well," Spike shrugged, "Just hate seein' two people who
*should* be together, but aren't." He stalked back to his bed and sat
down. "Not a big fan of unrequited love," he said.
Xander sighed, and sat down on the bottom step, "She'll come around,"
he said, "Buffy, I mean."
Spike looked back at Xander, cautiously, "Yeah, well she has every reason
not to," he said, "What I did- what I *tried* to do to her..."
he trailed off.
"She knows you've changed, Spike. She knows you're trying to be a good guy
now," Xander said softly. When he thought about it, Spike and Buffy
weren't that much different from him and Andrew. <Of course, Andrew only
killed one person, whereas Spike probably killed thousands...> Xander
thought to himself, <but the point is that they both *want* to be good.>
"She believes in you," Xander shrugged, "and I'm starting to see
why she does."
"Well, cheers, mate," Spike said, and then grinned, "let's just
hope she comes around before the world ends." Xander chuckled. Spike
frowned, "Did you just laugh at my joke?" He asked.
Xander cleared his throat, "Um... yes?" He ran a hand through his
hair, and stood up, "Spike, I'm going upstairs to have some breakfast
and... I know I'll probably regret this later, but... I'd like it if you came
with me."
Spike cocked his head to the side, "Xander, are we... becoming...
*friends* now?" he asked, confusedly.
Xander shrugged, "Stranger things have happened," he said, and then
scratched his head, "although I can't think of anything stranger than *us*
being friends..."
Spike put his hands over his eyes, and groaned, "Oh god," he said
seriously, "William the Bloody has just made friends with *Xander
Harris*." He shook his head sadly, but rose, and followed Xander to the
stairs. "Well, in the spirit of friendship," he said, "I'll give
you my best tip." Xander looked at him, expectantly. "Lube,"
Spike said, gravely.
"Lube?" Xander said, disappointedly, "That's your best
tip?" He shook his head and proceeded up the stairs.
"Scoff if you will, but you can *never* use too much lube." Spike
shrugged, "I think it's an excellent tip."
"Sure." Xander said, and as they stepped into the kitchen, he grabbed
a bowl and some cereal, and sat down at the table.
Spike stayed at the door for a moment, "I'm *friends* with Xander
Harris..." he muttered, shaking his head. Finally, he shrugged, and sat
down at the table, across from Xander. "Could we just *pretend* we're
still enemies when the others get back?" he pleaded.
Xander grinned, but said nothing. <If this morning is any indication>, he
thought to himself, <this is going to be a *very* interesting day.>
The End
To be continued.