Finally, the real vampire shows himself to the Scooby gang

Her Royal Buffness is shaken — and more than a little stirred — when she and her friends come face to face with THE greatest vampire of all time.

Yup, it's Dracula himself. The big man. The one, the only, undisputed deadweight champion of the worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrld! Dracula.

While Buffy is powerless under Dracula’s thrall, much to the chagrin of a jealous Riley, Xander becomes the dark one’s emissary and leads his friends into peril. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Buffy, Giles is seriously contemplating returning to England as he feels she no longer needs his help.

Despite staking him a good few times, he keeps coming back, in best, sequel hunting tradition, and the battle royale is on. And just when you think things can't get weirder, Buffy's little sister turns up. One who's never existed before...

Review:
No matter how you approach it, the concept of pitting Buffy against Dracula sounds ludicrous. Considering that Buffy is a show that masterfully walks the fine line between drama and camp, anything that forces the show to step outside itself could ruin the entire mystique.

While no one wants to start out a new season by continuing to smooch the creative buts of the personnel at Mutant Enemy, we find that we just can't help ourselves. Writer Marti Noxon and director David Solomon get the new year off to a great start as the so-called King of the Vampires arrives on the scene to check out the world famous Slayer for himself. Not to kill her, mind you, but to get a sense of exactly who she is.

The lovely touches throughout the episode - Dracula lives in a castle which nobody has noticed was there before, for instance - or Spike's total lack of impressedness at Dracula's abilities. Outstanding stuff.

Best line: Xander: No, we're not going to (imitates Dracula's accent) leave you. And where'd you get that accent Sesame Street? One, two, three — three victims. Mwah, ha, ha, ha!

Trivia: This Dracula seems drawn from pretty much every bit of legend and media about the big guy ever made.